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The 2003 Muse's Muse Forum Awards Live Show Thread

#51 User is offline   gpeddino Icon

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:08 PM

I couldn't miss such a party! Congrats to all the winners!

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:09 PM

NECTAR OF INSPIRATION

- Music by SimpleSimon
- Words by Stewart, David, Hobes, Rustic Bucket, John Fitzgerald, Simple Simon and Alister


VERSE 1
wasted long and lonely nights
crumpled scraps of paper
lie discarded

broken threads of words
that promise hope but leave me standing
where i started

RISE 1
I'm trying so hard to sing one simple truth; it evades me
I open my heart and the quiet voice inside persuades me

to

CHORUS
have a beer
the song sounds much better
after beer

have a beer
the words come together
with a beer

VERSE 2
typing dust from all your pores
tired phrases leaking
from your fingers

you and I've been been through all that
trying to make an honest song for singers

RISE 2
but answers emerge out of nowhere at times like a river
and these are the times you hang on to and capture forever

(Chorus)

BRIDGE
don't just stew around and whine
beers the drink to help unwind
once you've had a brew or two
inspiration comes to you
be it lager, be it ale
that amber nectar never fails
so if your stuck and can't create
just knock back the whole damn crate!

(Chorus and fade)

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:09 PM

Congratulations Hobes, Shemuse, ClaireJeanne, and Yukon
"Thus, with child to speak, and helpless in my throes,
Biting my truant pen, beating myself for spite:
Fool! said my muse to me, look in thy heart, and write."
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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:09 PM

Nectar is very well done, Simon.

Great job.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:09 PM

Wow Simon...great song, and performance...still listening...powerful...I love it!
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"You will notice that landofsong has now been officially deleted and banned." - Jodi Krangle 2006

[This message was actually offensive and hurtful enough to be deleted by Jodi Krangle] - 2006

"Dude, get off your knees and wipe your chin..." - MysteryMike 2005

"I happen to own my own personal Fabkebab at I'm really glad I do! Usually I leave it at home, but there are occasions when I feel it's appropriate to take along with me when I go to work. Usually when I want to suck up to the boss." - Hobes 2005

"...the only thing that i think needs work is your punctuation -it's *very* random. most of your ideas are complete but they're disconnected because you don't seem to know where to place a period." - SatanInventedBras 2005

"...until then...shut your mouth, you fu**ing disrespectful twat." - Stewart Alexander 2005

"Instead of being such candy asses, why don't you high tail it to the L&M Contest and listen to the songs and then send me your scores..." - Jaymz 2005

"Is this the lyric that is supposed to demonstrate your songwriting prowess? I'm sorry bud, but if this is your best effort I'll have to put you in the catagory of writers who are so bad they don't know they're bad." - Neal K 2005

"Somethin' seems fishy.... Smile was after Neal's moderating job for some time... and now Neal all of a sudden needs to "disappear" for awhile... Sharon, what are you doin' with that gun in yer hand?" - MysteryMike 2005


Just a few of Silky?s Favorites from 2004.

?There is no right way to write lyrics, but there are an infinite number of ways to do it wrong.? ? Stateside 2004

?Those who don't laugh at themselves just leave the f@cking job to someone else.? ? Willyblues 2004

?and on a side note...the only thing better than brainsex..is real sex Posted Image? ? smile 2004

"...geeze if we can't poke a bit of fun at ourselves...do you think that maybe we (including me) are taking ourselves a bit too seriously?" - SilkyTofu 2004

?You've gotten a LOT of chances around here. But I have to tell you that one more thoughtlessly cruel remark and you'll be banned.? Jodi Krangle 2004

"You inaccurate insulting fu**......" - Stewart Alexander 2004

Just a few of Silky?s Favorites from 2003:

"**** you Silky! Stop being such a dumbass and bastard to everyone. You crazy ass mother ****er!" Kalie (KLOVE) 2003

?This kind of crap pisses me off.? John Scott 2003

?if you thought that Romeo and Juliet was too descriptive, your on crack....? Casper 2003

This one is the BOMB: ?You are hereby suspended. Indefinitely.? Jodi Krangle 2003

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:10 PM

8:10 AWARD PRESENTATION (Marty G)

( sporting a rather demure James Bond style tux)

Hello all..while its no mystery that I'm gorgeous and hotter than Colin Farell, it seems that here I'm constantly under the shadow of a certain other member from Wales whose name I won't mention (S.A.)...Now, I don't understand this cause we couldn't be more different: I'm demure, he's loud...I drink wine, he loves beer...I'm romantic, and well..he's always horny. So once and for all, I'm Marty G and not the other guy from the Miscellaneous forum!!! -- Ok, now that it's out of the way, I'm presenting the award for Best Newcomer, who, according to an overwhelming amount of the voters, have brought a lot to the forum with her contribution, presence and overall enthousiam for life. The winner is !

"Breakout" Award - for Best Newcomer
Shemuse............wwwoooooooooooohhoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Shemuse congratulations on "Breakout" win. It's well deserved.

Well done hun, MM wouldnt be the same without you, im real pleased for you.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:10 PM

I think I need a beer!!!!!!!! Was it subliminal?
Click Here If You Dare.....

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:10 PM

Introducing our next performer...

It's hard to get any more talented than our favorite alien Posted Image SilkyTofu : His compositions consistently display the clarity, the purity and the sincerity of the great classics penned by his idols The Beattles Posted Image...and top it all off he's prolific, personable and generous like no other!

For us, he has kindly accepted to write a song that relates of what we all are : friends who haven't met. Please clap your hands everybody, and welcome our dear friend SILKYTOFU with "Friends We Haven't Met" !!!

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:10 PM

Congrats, Yukon, shemuse and co.!!!!!!

:D Much deserved!

--Emily.
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
..
I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
..

I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye.

--Savage Garden.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:10 PM

This song is sounding great Simon


Congrats to Hobes and Yukon

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:11 PM

clap clap for shemuse.. !
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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:12 PM

8:12 SONG PERFORMANCE

SILKYTOFU - "FRIENDS WE HAVEN'T MET"

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Friends We Haven't Met
? 2003 SilkyTofu

Verse 1
Come in and out of the rain
Sorrow's on the run
It caught an east-bound freight train
Outruns the setting sun

So you've guessed, I'm headed west
Please pull up a chair
I'll tell you 'bout my best friends
Waiting for me there

Chorus
Best friends, are friends we haven't met
They're the ones we won't forget
I believe we'll get along forever
You don't recognize them yet
Friends, are friends you haven't met
Friends like us should always stay together

Verse 2
Sue Anne in Texarkana
Wrote a song for me
And, crossing Arizona
Picked up some harmonies

A hobo, Rio Lobo
Named his dog Rusty
Said Rio?"Rusty loco"
"But he stills sings in key"

Chorus

Bridge
Me, Sue Anne, Rio, and Rusty
Have a million dreams unplanned
There's room for you in our blue Chevy Van

Chorus

["EVERYBODY SING!!!"]
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"You will notice that landofsong has now been officially deleted and banned." - Jodi Krangle 2006

[This message was actually offensive and hurtful enough to be deleted by Jodi Krangle] - 2006

"Dude, get off your knees and wipe your chin..." - MysteryMike 2005

"I happen to own my own personal Fabkebab at I'm really glad I do! Usually I leave it at home, but there are occasions when I feel it's appropriate to take along with me when I go to work. Usually when I want to suck up to the boss." - Hobes 2005

"...the only thing that i think needs work is your punctuation -it's *very* random. most of your ideas are complete but they're disconnected because you don't seem to know where to place a period." - SatanInventedBras 2005

"...until then...shut your mouth, you fu**ing disrespectful twat." - Stewart Alexander 2005

"Instead of being such candy asses, why don't you high tail it to the L&M Contest and listen to the songs and then send me your scores..." - Jaymz 2005

"Is this the lyric that is supposed to demonstrate your songwriting prowess? I'm sorry bud, but if this is your best effort I'll have to put you in the catagory of writers who are so bad they don't know they're bad." - Neal K 2005

"Somethin' seems fishy.... Smile was after Neal's moderating job for some time... and now Neal all of a sudden needs to "disappear" for awhile... Sharon, what are you doin' with that gun in yer hand?" - MysteryMike 2005


Just a few of Silky?s Favorites from 2004.

?There is no right way to write lyrics, but there are an infinite number of ways to do it wrong.? ? Stateside 2004

?Those who don't laugh at themselves just leave the f@cking job to someone else.? ? Willyblues 2004

?and on a side note...the only thing better than brainsex..is real sex Posted Image? ? smile 2004

"...geeze if we can't poke a bit of fun at ourselves...do you think that maybe we (including me) are taking ourselves a bit too seriously?" - SilkyTofu 2004

?You've gotten a LOT of chances around here. But I have to tell you that one more thoughtlessly cruel remark and you'll be banned.? Jodi Krangle 2004

"You inaccurate insulting fu**......" - Stewart Alexander 2004

Just a few of Silky?s Favorites from 2003:

"**** you Silky! Stop being such a dumbass and bastard to everyone. You crazy ass mother ****er!" Kalie (KLOVE) 2003

?This kind of crap pisses me off.? John Scott 2003

?if you thought that Romeo and Juliet was too descriptive, your on crack....? Casper 2003

This one is the BOMB: ?You are hereby suspended. Indefinitely.? Jodi Krangle 2003

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:13 PM

Great job, Silky :).

Sounds very Beatlesque.

Congrats to Shemuse!

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:13 PM

Love the song Simon....love the clinking of glasses
and a few of my lines...lol...(love the burp !!)

Congrats to Hobes and Yukon...



Hey cool Shemuse !!!!!!!!!!

Excellent lovely.........

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:14 PM

another Silky Tofu Classic

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:14 PM

Another great piece, SilkyTofu!

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:14 PM

Here's to Simon on your song "Nectar of Inspiration" !!! Posted Image Posted Image

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:14 PM

Love your song, Simon! (with lots of help!)

That sounded awesome! What fun. :)

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:15 PM

I can't hear any of the audio... :(
It won;t load

--Emily (who is sad)
I believe the sun should never set upon an argument
I believe we place our happiness in other people's hands
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I believe your parents did the best job they knew how to do
I believe that beauty magazines promote low self esteem
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I believe in Karma what you give is what you get returned
I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned
I believe the grass is no more greener on the other side
I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye.

--Savage Garden.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:15 PM

Great job silky. Makes me want to go buy an old volkswagon bus and just "fly" man. Very Cool!
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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:15 PM

Congrats Claire......

xx


Loved the song Russ !!!!!!!!


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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:15 PM

nice silky, very well done performance :D

congrats the all the winners so far :D
its all so very deserved :D


smile :D

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:15 PM

Great song SilkyTofu... really enjoying it!!!!!
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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:15 PM

Would it make sense for us all to go into the muse Chat?

Just a thought.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:15 PM

<----- tapping toes, singing along and grinning like an idiot - Excellent, Silky :)


(PS.. did anyone notice that I dressed up for the occasion? LOL)

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:16 PM

Simon,

That was an awesome song, man. Anybody would be honoured to have you collaborate with them. Great job.

Victor.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:16 PM

Very Cool song Simon :) I like the "uneven" rhythm

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:16 PM

Simon & Silky, awesome songs!
"Thus, with child to speak, and helpless in my throes,
Biting my truant pen, beating myself for spite:
Fool! said my muse to me, look in thy heart, and write."
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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:17 PM

Thanks to all my Muse Friends...that's you...

...I want to stay longer but have to drop off ...

...everyone have a great time...x-mas and new year!!!
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2005/6 Theater of the Muse - (Classic Moments in Muse History)

"You will notice that landofsong has now been officially deleted and banned." - Jodi Krangle 2006

[This message was actually offensive and hurtful enough to be deleted by Jodi Krangle] - 2006

"Dude, get off your knees and wipe your chin..." - MysteryMike 2005

"I happen to own my own personal Fabkebab at I'm really glad I do! Usually I leave it at home, but there are occasions when I feel it's appropriate to take along with me when I go to work. Usually when I want to suck up to the boss." - Hobes 2005

"...the only thing that i think needs work is your punctuation -it's *very* random. most of your ideas are complete but they're disconnected because you don't seem to know where to place a period." - SatanInventedBras 2005

"...until then...shut your mouth, you fu**ing disrespectful twat." - Stewart Alexander 2005

"Instead of being such candy asses, why don't you high tail it to the L&M Contest and listen to the songs and then send me your scores..." - Jaymz 2005

"Is this the lyric that is supposed to demonstrate your songwriting prowess? I'm sorry bud, but if this is your best effort I'll have to put you in the catagory of writers who are so bad they don't know they're bad." - Neal K 2005

"Somethin' seems fishy.... Smile was after Neal's moderating job for some time... and now Neal all of a sudden needs to "disappear" for awhile... Sharon, what are you doin' with that gun in yer hand?" - MysteryMike 2005


Just a few of Silky?s Favorites from 2004.

?There is no right way to write lyrics, but there are an infinite number of ways to do it wrong.? ? Stateside 2004

?Those who don't laugh at themselves just leave the f@cking job to someone else.? ? Willyblues 2004

?and on a side note...the only thing better than brainsex..is real sex Posted Image? ? smile 2004

"...geeze if we can't poke a bit of fun at ourselves...do you think that maybe we (including me) are taking ourselves a bit too seriously?" - SilkyTofu 2004

?You've gotten a LOT of chances around here. But I have to tell you that one more thoughtlessly cruel remark and you'll be banned.? Jodi Krangle 2004

"You inaccurate insulting fu**......" - Stewart Alexander 2004

Just a few of Silky?s Favorites from 2003:

"**** you Silky! Stop being such a dumbass and bastard to everyone. You crazy ass mother ****er!" Kalie (KLOVE) 2003

?This kind of crap pisses me off.? John Scott 2003

?if you thought that Romeo and Juliet was too descriptive, your on crack....? Casper 2003

This one is the BOMB: ?You are hereby suspended. Indefinitely.? Jodi Krangle 2003

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:17 PM

8:15 AWARD PRESENTATION (LANA MAJES SOROSA)

Hey all my peeps. I'm Lana and I'm here to present a couple of awards to you. Now, these things aren't easy to come by, you understand? Oh, I had to get them myself. And oh yes, am I going to make you suffer a good ten minutes of award-show patter for my trouble! Now what could such comic fluff consist of? A tale of christmass cheer? A drunken pub story, possibly? Prehaps a tall tale? Or maybe just the tale of what happened when I went to the trophy shop...

Good evening sir. And how are you today?

"Oh, fine, fine thankyou."

*self-pointing gesture*

"Oh, and you?"

Radiant, sir. Radiant.

Looking for an award, sir? A muse's-muse award? Look at them all there, all shiny grips and polished spheres.

"Yes, they certainly are nice awards, these."

Don't you think sir would look grand with one of these awards, Kenneth?
Suit you sir.
Suit you. Ooh!
Take this one for instance. Ooh! Suit you.

"Yes, that one does look... or this one prehaps?"

Sir has expensive tastes.

"Well, I do like to keep up appearences."

Suit you, sir. Something for the ladies.
Did you go out last night, sir?
Were you out with a lady-freind, sir?
Did she want it, sir?

"I beg your pardon?!!"

Did she beg your pardon, sir?
Was she knelt at the plinth, clutching the head of a newly-won figurine, sir?
Ooh! Suit you!

"This is outrageous!"

I expect, Ken, her tongue was rolled out like the red carpet.
Most probably, Kenneth.

"Goodbye!"

Suit you, Kenneth!
Suit you, sir!
Ooh!

...
And this makes me wonder, the following quandry:
"Who could this character be, to which the two tailors of televisual fame refer?"

I give you:

"Dirrty" Award for Raunchiest Poster
HoneyBrown

Congratulations Honeybrown!
You put the "raunch" into "iest"... which, um, wouldn't be much without it really, I think...

So well done! And let's have a big hand! Careful where you put that big hand now!

And now, to introduce to you today's award winner who could've made the last featherweight recognition-based sketch which nobody much would've got the point of into a quality gut-busting comedy link...

"LMAO" Award - for Funniest Poster
Victor Smallwood

Congratulations Victor!!!
You are the victor! I can't think of anything that rhymes with "victor" right now! Woo!

Oh, and, should anyone actually laugh their ass off during any of Victor's moments, please proceed in a calm manner, either during the interval or at the end of the show, to the Ass Collection Point, to the rear of the lower garage by the back side of the bottom building, where you will need to present the security officer with your ownership of detachable ass licence, and a passport-sized office photocopy of the lost item, in order to re-establish control of your own ass.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:17 PM

The problem with presenting is your so busy you need to play catch up with the posts and songs.............dizzy

Simon...really...love it, fun song but i felt you have such " listenable" voice kind of conforting, in a way...ahem..i like beer and rugby by the way. and women.....


lol

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Simple Simon, on Dec 23 2003, 01:15 AM, said:

<----- tapping toes, singing along and grinning like an idiot - Excellent, Silky :)


(PS.. did anyone notice that I dressed up for the occasion? LOL)

I loved your hat !!!!!

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That really was a cool song buddy........

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:18 PM

A_Lyricist, on Dec 23 2003, 01:15 AM, said:

I can't hear any of the audio... :(
It won;t load

--Emily (who is sad)

Awwww... poor Emily... any able to help her?

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:18 PM

Claps to Honey and Victor! :)

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:19 PM

Congrats SheMuse! Well deserved. :)

Great song, Silky! Yeah... Very "Beatles-esque". :)

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:19 PM

Congrats Vic and Honey! Couldn't be more right on those two! :)

Just now listening to the song simon.. killer stuff!
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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:19 PM

Well deserved Vic and Honey

well deserved



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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:19 PM

Big Congrats Victor and Honey

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:21 PM

Congratulations to Victor and HoneyBrown! Woohoo! :)

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:21 PM

Congrats to Honey and Victor!!!



8:20 AWARD PRESENTATION

It's hard to imagine that such a place like this- a place of magnificant beauty, intellectual brillance, dazzling spectacles; could ever.... could ever...... could ever....... could ever......

Could somebody PLEASE give this damn teleprompter a kick!!!??????

Thankyou!!!


Now, where was I? Ah, yes... the award. Oh man, I've forgotten what category was written on the card that was handed to me none-too-carefully before I strolled forth into these glaring bright lights...but yes, I just want to say how important the "Tunesmith" award is: on a writers board, there cannot be learning without the songwriting gurus who share the wisdom about the intricaties of the artform. There have been a lot of you this year, and I personally applaud you for your contributions...but since there can only be one winner, the most informative poster goes to:

"Tunesmith" Award - for Most Informative Poster - Songwriting
Yukon

Let's have a round of applause for Yukon...Now our next award is handed to the best debator off topic... and I myself have been known for enjoying a good debate. I sometimes wonder if, when a lot of people start contributing to such a discussion, it might better be known as a "Mass debate", and if so would it be likely to make those who participate go blind - but I digress.

The winner is:

"Smartass" Award - for Best Debator - Off Topic
Disposable

Congratulations Disposable! And good luck to all the nominees tonight

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:21 PM

Brilliant Vic and Honey !!!


Always fun with your words.......and the sexy Honey....

mmm Honey !!!!

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:22 PM

Silky,

Great song. Really enjoyed it. Having a great time.


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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:22 PM

Very nice song, Jodi.

Congrats to Honey and Victor.

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8:20 AWARD PRESENTATION

(Insert Courteous Greeting here)Hello, now that I've got you here I'm going to tell you what I think. I... alll ooof Youuuu... I, Iiii Love you(you know how drunken some of are presentors are by now so this is the closest I can come to a slurred druken stupor in words.) Iyt's hard to ytypr a drungken stupoor.
Uh oh :o (insert bathroom breakhere)
:rolleyes: .................................<_< .................... :rolleyes: ............................................ :unsure:........................ :angry: ................................................... (toilet flush)............. :huh: :angry: Ok were back. :) Because I've never been anything less that cordial I'm presenting the award in the "oh no, you didn't" category, which recognizes a member for their ability for pissing people off... The winner of the...
"Oh No, You Didn't" Award - for Poster or Reviewer with Attitude

KALIE, she was something wasn't she, now which one was she? Oh, her <_<
Unfortunately because of the alignment of the planets and the full moon Kalie could not be here tonight. So I will accept this award on her behalf. No really I'm keeping it. She's not exactly in a position to do anything about it is she? :lol: Ha Ha Ha.

The next award acknowledges a duo of posters who did the best flirt or fight performance in thread. So the winner of the...

"WTF" Award - for Best Flirt or Fight Performance by a Duo in a Thread
Is...Stewart Alexander & Honeybrown, mariaharron, Shemuse
yeh right :rolleyes: to tell you truth I never really liked those people... :o oh is this on. :unsure:


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Why you act crazy?

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:22 PM

Congrats to all the winners thus far...


And a look at the tote board:

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:22 PM

Introducing our next performer...

She's known to us as the proprietess of the Muses Muse site; she's an inspiration to many in the music industry for her dedication to informing songwriters new and seasonned; and she's also an artist and talented songwriter.

With her group Urban Tapestry, an award-winning Toronto-based filk/folk trio with three albums under their belt, she performs all over the world at music conventions and concerts.
Tonight, she's doing us the tremendous honour of participating in our Award show with a superb ballad she has written "Too Soon For Forever". Musers and Muserettes, welcome a lady we all love Posted Image, JODI KRANGLE!!

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:23 PM

8:22 SONG PERFORMANCE

JODI KRANGLE - "TOO SOON FOR FOREVER"

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Too Soon For Forever
? Jodi Krangle

Verse 1
I lie beneath the covers
Remembering your touch
And I wish I'd told you more
Though I'm afraid I said too much.

Verse 2
Did we discover something precious
Or were we answering a need?
Did it mean as much to you
As I think it meant to me?

Chorus
If I told you that I dreamt about forever
Would you laugh and tell me not to make too much of just one night
Is this feeling something I should never show
Am I just crazy not to know
That it's too soon
Too soon for forever.

Verse 3
I can tell my heart it's lying
But I don't believe it's true
'cuz a part of me already knows
Forever is too soon.

Bridge
Now I'm not the type to pledge my heart
To just a pretty face
And I know that I should try to take it slow
But there's more to this than just one night
Though it might sound insane
Nothing to lose and oh so much to gain.
Can I take the chance and risk my heart again?

Verse 4
Was there a hidden meaning
In the icy glare of dawn
As it touched upon the pillow
Cold and empty now you're gone.

Chorus

Chorus
If I told you that I dreamt about forever
Would you laugh and tell me not to make too much of just one night
Is this feeling something I should never show
Am I just crazy not to know
That it's too soon
Too soon for forever.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:23 PM

That song is so touching SilkyTofu I love it, thanks for coming to only for us! You're such a friend! Posted Image

Jodi is performing next, don't miss it.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:24 PM

Gosh, Anogher award? :)

I was sorting hoping that Honey might have a special award for those of us that receive at least 2 awards :).

To keep up my informative posts, we recently captured Saddam.

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Posted 22 December 2003 - 08:24 PM

hahah

I love the sexy banter with the ladies........

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