[Bruce N]

SatanInventedBras, on 25 March 2011 - 11:48 AM, said:

Question: If you had to be a teacher, what grades/levels and courses would you want to teach and why?

A: Frankly, I'd rather be in charge of a class that learns, then to teach one.

Q: What's on your mind right now ?

[Ricky Horror]

Bruce N, on 24 April 2011 - 03:34 PM, said:

Q: What's on your mind right now ?

A: Wondering why no one seems to play the games anymore... I used to have a blast in here every night!

Q: How have social networking sites defiled the very fabric of cultural interaction? Round to the nearest tenth and show your work.

[jonie]

A: I don't know if they've defiled social interaction but they've definitely revealed how inane our acquaintances are.

Q: We've missed you. Where have you been?

[Ricky Horror]

jonie, on 29 May 2011 - 05:45 PM, said:

Q: We've missed you. Where have you been?

A: Going to school, working (until recently), and wrangling a gaggle of squirrely munchkins.

Q: What's your favorite "Can't sleep" activity? (And watching TV doesn't count.)

[jonie]

Playing Scrabble with my computer.

Q: How do you like your eggs?

[Ricky Horror]

A: In my belly! Seriously though, fffffFRIED.

Q: If con is the opposite of pro... then isn't congress the opposite of progress?

[SatanInventedBras]

Ricky Horror, on 08 June 2011 - 12:32 PM, said:

Q: If con is the opposite of pro... then isn't congress the opposite of progress?

Ah, but there are so many different kinds of congress -- oxymorons are so much fun!

Question: If three rights make a left and two rights don't make a wrong, why do I still get lost?

[jonie]

Try two wrongs don't make a right and see where that takes you.

Q: Imagine for a moment that you're a member of the opposite sex. What are you wearing?

[Bruce N]

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Q: Imagine for a moment that you're a member of the opposite sex. What are you wearing?

A: A strap-on dildo, I'd feel naked without something bumping my knees.


Q: Can money buy you happiness ?

[jonie]

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Q: Can money buy you happiness ?

I'll be glad to let you know if I ever come by any significant quantity of cash. I suspect it won't have any impact at all as I am already happy without it.

Q: Are you traveling for Christmas or staying put?

[Bruce N]

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Q: Are you traveling for Christmas or staying put?

A: Oh, just staying put this year, I'll probably be tossing bread into the toaster and see if can get Christ's image to appear on the toast.

Q: What's your favorite brand of beer ?

[SatanInventedBras]

Bruce N, on 22 December 2011 - 10:54 PM, said:

Q: What's your favorite brand of beer ?

Boulevard Wheat, but I'm more of a stiff drink gal...

Question: Are you missing any appendages?

[NigeQ]

SatanInventedBras, on 30 December 2011 - 10:15 PM, said:

Question: Are you missing any appendages?

No, why have you found one?

Question: What's the best thing that's happened to you so far in 2012?

[SatanInventedBras]

NigeQ, on 13 February 2012 - 09:21 AM, said:

Question: What's the best thing that's happened to you so far in 2012?

My first year of teaching Special Ed (technically it started in 2011, does that count?


Question: If you could go anywhere or see anyone this summer, where/who would you choose?

[Bruce N]

A: I'd like to meet Richard Branson, just so I can tell him how his Virgin Mobile customer service bites.

Q: What's better, a good day of work, or a bad day of fishing ?

[SatanInventedBras]

Bruce N, on 01 June 2012 - 12:34 AM, said:

Q: What's better, a good day of work, or a bad day of fishing ?

A good day of work, I never liked fishing.


Question: What does Mr. Right look like? I've tried keeping my eyes open, but I'm not sure what I'm looking for!!!

[Bruce N]

SatanInventedBras, on 01 June 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

Bruce N, on 01 June 2012 - 12:34 AM, said:

Q: What's better, a good day of work, or a bad day of fishing ?

A good day of work, I never liked fishing.


Question: What does Mr. Right look like? I've tried keeping my eyes open, but I'm not sure what I'm looking for!!!

Q: Can I get a Whoo Haaa ?

[SatanInventedBras]

Bruce N, on 02 June 2012 - 02:35 AM, said:

Q: Can I get a Whoo Haaa ?

Whoo Haaa!



Question: Hey baby, what's your sign?

[tidepool]

SatanInventedBras, on 02 June 2012 - 08:36 AM, said:

Question: Hey baby, what's your sign?

"BUMP AHEAD"


Now what passion fuels your dreams?

[SatanInventedBras]

tidepool, on 03 June 2012 - 08:46 AM, said:

Now what passion fuels your dreams?

I am driven to be the change for and to be changed by others.




Question: What is one of your favorite quotes?

[tidepool]

i probably quote this one the most, by Mark Twain:

"Familiarity breeds contempt--and children."



Q: are you a neat, tidy person, or cluttered?

[SatanInventedBras]

tidepool, on 04 June 2012 - 04:03 PM, said:

Q: are you a neat, tidy person, or cluttered?[/i]

Recovering clutterer.

Question: Have you ever been to Spain? Do you kinda like the music?

[tidepool]

been to Oklahoma, but i wasn't born there..."Love the Musical"


Q: is there a clock ticking in your mind, if so, what time is it?

[SatanInventedBras]

tidepool, on 06 June 2012 - 10:38 AM, said:

Q: is there a clock ticking in your mind, if so, what time is it?[/i]

It's time to GO!

Question: If you had an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini, would you be too scared to wear it?

[DCW]

SatanInventedBras, on 30 June 2012 - 09:26 PM, said:

Question: If you had an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini, would you be too scared to wear it?

Hell, yeah. It just ain't the right sartorial thing for a dude to do.

Question: How's my driving?

[SatanInventedBras]

DCW, on 11 July 2012 - 09:18 PM, said:

Question: How's my driving?

I haven't called the 800 number yet, so you're good.

Question: So, how 'bout them Yankees?

[Bruce N]

Question: So, how 'bout them Yankees?

A: They be doodle dandy.

Q: Do you think there's a correlation between SIB showing back up on here, the same week as Halloween ?

[SatanInventedBras]

Bruce N, on 27 October 2012 - 03:52 PM, said:

Q: Do you think there's a correlation between SIB showing back up on here, the same week as Halloween ?

I most certainly believe in correlations, it's those coincidences that I'm skeptical of.

Q: What is your moral argument for or against hanging participles?

[Bruce N]

Q: What is your moral argument for or against hanging participles?

A: Hanging, dangling, modifier, the participle is simply an object of annoyance to those who are easily distracted, and are concerned more with the micro, than the macro. Some people see the whole forest, while others see birch, maple, white ash, and oak trees. In other words, "It's the tobacco that counts."

Q: Is it foolhardy to debate an English teacher ?
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[SatanInventedBras]

Bruce N, on 04 November 2012 - 02:21 AM, said:

Q: Is it foolhardy to debate an English teacher ?

Probably, unless I am heartily foolish.



Question: Did you miss me?

[DCW]

SatanInventedBras, on 04 November 2012 - 08:53 AM, said:

Bruce N, on 04 November 2012 - 02:21 AM, said:

Q: Is it foolhardy to debate an English teacher ?

Probably, unless I am heartily foolish.



Question: Did you miss me?

Yeah.

Speaking of being missed, here's Mr. Lee Marvin: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=h5SZX7l2ECE

Question: How does winter affect your emotions?

[SatanInventedBras]

DCW, on 24 December 2012 - 09:14 PM, said:

Question: How does winter affect your emotions?

If it's sunny, then no biggie. Otherwise, it can be a struggle.


Question: Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?